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If you have a referee in football from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!

What lights up a football stadiumA football from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What lights up a football stadium? A football match!

How do hens encourage their football teamsThey from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!

Why did a footballer take a piece from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!

What are Brazilian fans calledBrazil nuts Sport from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

What is black and white and black from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

What did the bumble bee striker sayHive from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!

Which insect didnt play well in goalThe from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!

Did you hear about the football team from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

Our team is doing so badly that from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!

What should a football team do if from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!

What part of a football ground is from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!

What is the bank managers favourite type from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!

Why did the goal post get angryBecause from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!

What do you get if you drop from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

Why are football grounds oddBecause you can from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

What did the footballer say when he from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

Manager Twenty teams in the league and from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

Manager Ill give you fifty pounds a from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

Which England player keeps up the fuel from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!